British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is. ( A disease?)
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. (X factor?)
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." (Sure, but not in english)
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (Sure, I could even go for seconds)
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. ( I dislike emoes but wth is a ... chav?)
[x] Its football...not soccer. (definitely, wtf!)
Total: 4


Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year. (I'd get gangrene in a second)
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie. (...prostitution?)
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll. (.... Wah D: ??)
[x] You love the beach. (ohyeah)
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (too often and profanely at that)
[x] You're a sports fanatic. (both yes and no)
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (saywhaaa?)
[ ] You have an australian something. ( I have a severed alligator head but I hear it's from the US)
Total: 2.5

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. (dunno)
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (hahaha, that sounds so... wrong, but still true)
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. (haven't tasted any imaginary ones as of yet)
[ ] You know Italian songs. (Primavera?)
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian. (too little to be counted as some)
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[ ] spaghetti is the best food in the world
[ ] You talk with your hands. (Well okay, right is james and left is fritz. How you doin Fritz?)
Total: 2

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.(only few words)
[x] You like tacos. (isn't that... tex-mex?)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (GeT To Da ChoPPa!)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (.... well yes...)
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y, oo.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have/had blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x-] You like rap. (too some small degree, but more often no that yes I recon)
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance. (I'd probably kill someone in the process)
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel. (Good grace no!)
Total: 4.5

Asian
[x-] You have slanty/small eyes. (I squint a lot)
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math. ( I fail majorly at math and anything remotely related to it C
[x] You have played the piano. (my instrument of choice in music class...)
[ ] You have family from asia. (Genghis Khan would make a cool ancestor tho)
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (Perhaps I should)
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons. (I don't call a hurricane a hurricane nor a typhoon a typhoon)
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2.5

German
[x] You like bread. (omnomnomnom)
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. (Anything goes, but swiss and Belgian are also really good, prolly better. Still, German choc is delicious).
[x] You Speak some German. (Jawohl!)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.(cutlet of sorts)
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2. (something around that, I dunno)
Total: 5

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.(A LOT)
[ ] You know what poutine is. (Another disease?)
[ ] You speak some french. (No, but I can say merde and zut alors)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's. (eh?)
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi. (Is that a disease?)
Total: 1

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[x] You are not cultured. (Both yes and no actually, depends on the context)
[ ] You hate abortion. (nom toasty)
[ ] love the death penalty. (it tickles)
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3

There you go, I'm totally a German Nigga Gangster - In ordnung sein Yo!